er…I mean, a Major Announcement.
Word on the web is that former part-time Virginia Governor, now DNC Chair Tim “There’s nothing wrong with my eyebrow” Kaine will make a major announcement tomorrow regarding the future of the Democratic Party.
According to CNN a source says “Kaine will announce something that will excite Democrats across the country.”
Whatever. Could. It. Be?
I mean at this late date, what can they really do to stop the hemorrhaging?
My money is on leeches.