Liberals are like Gremlins.
Remember the movie? All cute and fuzzy, but throw some water on them and they reveal their nasty, monstrous selves.
I wish the press would dump some water on the nonsensical ravings of liberal loonies who crowded the General Assembly lately to claim that efforts to require identification at the polls to vote are discrimination.
“Democrats say the proposed change is an attempt to disenfranchise minorities, students, the elderly and poor ahead of the presidential election.” (RTD)
WOW! Being asked to present an ID is discriminatory to minorities, students, the elderly, and the poor?
DMV better expect a lawsuit!
See, currently, they won’t allow someone to drive without a license. Someone should tell them that minorities, students, the elderly and the poor should be able to drive without it.
We should quickly tell State Troopers to say to speeding roadsters, “License and registration, please, unless you’re a minority, student, elderly or poor.”
The Governor should issue an Executive Order to all ABC stores to stop carding minorities, students, the elderly and the poor.
Banks! If minorities, students, the elderly or the poor come to you to cash a check, don’t ask for ID. It’s discriminatory.
And my favorite example!
Gun purchases! To use liberals’ logic, it is discriminatory to require minorities, students, the elderly or the poor to submit to a background check to buy a gun.
Keep that ID in your pocket. It’s discrimination to ask for it, but only if the gun buyer is a minority, a student, elderly or poor.
So, liberals have a dilemma.
A) Requiring ID is discriminatory against minorities, students, the elderly and the poor, and requirements to present ID to vote, to drive, to purchase alcohol, to cash checks and to buy a gun should be banned for minorities, students, the elderly and the poor.
or
B) The discrimination outcry about voters presenting ID to vote is a fake concern and ID requirements aren’t discriminatory at all.
Until I see Democrats filing bills to do (A), we must assume (B).
Splash, Gremlin!
