To Helen Back
By Ward Smythe | Thursday, January 6th, 2011 | Catch-AllFalls Church News-Press hires anti-semitic Helen Thomas.
The Falls Church News-Press is proud and honored to announce that veteran American journalist and national treasure Helen Thomas is coming out of a seven month self-imposed retirement to resume her weekly column exclusively in the News-Press beginning with this edition, both in print and online.
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Ward Smythe is a pseudonymous aspiring freelance writer from Central Virginia. Until late 2007 Ward blogged at the now defunct "Ward View" and was active in Virginia and national politics. Ward's signature style of snarkery gained him a unique following that he hopes to regain here at Bearing Drift. Ward uses humor, satire and sometimes photoshop to make his point. Ward is proud to be an equal opportunity offender.
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7 Responses to "To Helen Back"
I’m sure the location of this in Falls Church:
http://hijrah.org/ns/
…has *nothing* to do with it.
Shaun,
Of course not. Or these:
Khadijah Academy for Girls, Falls Church, VA
Islam Newsroom (was IslamAlways.com), Falls Church, VA
Halalco Books, Falls Church, VA
Islam Tomorrow, Falls Church, VA
World Assembly Of Muslim Youth (WAMY), Falls Church, VA
International Islamic Society, Falls Church, VA
International Islamic Relief Organization (iiro), Falls Church, VA
Salih Sliman (Ad-Diwan Bookstore), Falls Church, VA
Degitek International, Inc. (US Distributor of Sakhr Software Co.), Falls Church, VA
“Self-imposed retirement”? Yeah, just like Juan Williams took a ‘self-imposed’ leave of absence from NPR.
Larouchite newspaper + Helen Thomas = fail.
To Helen Back – very clever Ward! I got a good chuckle from that.
Speaking of Juan Williams, Ellen Weiss, the editor at NPR who fired him has now been fired, uh, I mean “taken a self-imposed termination.”
Word is that NPR is back-tracking as the new Republican House moves to eliminate taxpayer funding for public broadcasting. Don’t you love it when liberals resort to cannibalism for survival?
So, Helen takes a few special assignments from a big oil entity that partners with the wahabbi mullah du jour’s desire to push Israel into the sea.. big surprise? nope. By working for someone who has a concealed interest in having the world see Iran threatening to use a nuclear weapon against Israel to bring about her seeming demise… all it will take is the threat of their “enemy is my friend” using one or more warheads against her Muslim neighbors to force them to cut off the taps to the West and wala $250 a barrel oil for all. You keep nice company Helen.
Her sponsors target just may wish to see Western Civilization’s economic base overthrown by the miracle of choking off the oil we are addicted to and rendering Israel with only impotent nation state friends left in the world.. and if successful her end will be in sight…
Thanks Helen.. just keep on feeding the world more of the same ol bs about the land of separation walls, rockets, bulldozers and falafel. Enjoy your new assignment and don’t spend all of your ???? (Saudi Riyal’s) in one place.
Really? Self-imposed? That’s how they described it? Classic. She “retired” to save herself from a pink slip.
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