Tim Kaine: It’s a Major Award!
By | Tuesday, September 14th, 2010 | Politics


er…I mean, a Major Announcement.

Word on the web is that former part-time Virginia Governor, now DNC Chair Tim “There’s nothing wrong with my eyebrow” Kaine will make a major announcement tomorrow regarding the future of the Democratic Party.

According to CNN a source says “Kaine will announce something that will excite Democrats across the country.”

Whatever. Could. It. Be?

I mean at this late date, what can they really do to stop the hemorrhaging?

My money is on leeches.


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9 Responses to "Tim Kaine: It’s a Major Award!"
  1. James Hawkins September 14, 2010 23:42 pm

    Obama to resign and Clinton to take over ?

    Will make financial contributions to and support Christine O’Donnell ?

    Will vote to repeal Obamacare ?

    Will feed Reid and Pelosa to los tiburones ?

    More “free stuff” ?

    We’re not Republicans! Vote for us. Oh, and it’s Bush’s fault.

    Pledge DNC support to replace Obama with Sarah Palin ?

    Extend all of the Bush tax cuts for 10 years ?

    Change the name to the Democratic Tea Party of America or perhaps The We Suck Less Party ?

    Reveal that a burning bush told him that democrats will make massive gains in Congress on 11/02/2010

    Will extend voting rights and citizenship to all illegal immigrants who agree to vote democratic ?

    Surprise me, please.

  2. kelley in virginia September 15, 2010 08:00 am

    probably that the Dem polls show that they are running strong & that the DNC is fully behind each Dem candidate.

    i don’t think if there were a major Dem announcement, Tim Kaine would be the one delivering it

  3. will white September 15, 2010 11:33 am

    Kelley don’t be so hard on Kaine he is the best the DemoRats could come up with.If the Republicans are too hard on him they may fire him and get someone good.

  4. kelley in virginia September 15, 2010 13:59 pm

    Perriello is much smoother. Perhaps he can have that job next January

  5. will white September 15, 2010 14:43 pm

    Im sure Obama will have a job for him.

  6. kelley in virginia September 15, 2010 15:07 pm

    ambassador to Sierre Leone? maybe ambassador to UN? that is right up Perriello’s alley.

    new RH TV ad. on his website now.

  7. Brian W. Schoeneman September 15, 2010 18:34 pm

    It’s a new logo!

    And it looks just like a bullseye.

    How appropriate.

  8. kelley in virginia September 15, 2010 20:07 pm

    now I know why they had Tim Kaine announce it.

  9. Georgie Gale September 15, 2010 22:14 pm

    Ok, so the new slogan is “Change that Matters?” Two things – first, haven’t we had enough CHANGE already?? (You’d think the D’s would realize that word has become a joke)

    Second – “Change that Matters” – so, I guess all the change up to this point hasn’t mattered? So much for touting Obama’s accomplishments…

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