Riggleman, Actually

Representative Denver Riggleman officiated a gay wedding in the year 2019. Denver, a Republican with a Libertarian streak, upheld the written values of famous past residents of the district — Jefferson and Madison. He ensured a loving couple that they have the right to pursue their own life, their own liberty, their own happiness.

Denver ensured as their representative that their general welfare is protected. But, hey, damn Jefferson and Madison. Damn our Constitution. Damn the fact that the district is getting bluer. GOP extremists, the real RINOs, want another scalp. Because Denver isn’t pure enough for them, they call for a convention. Because Denver is an actual human being, they try to censure him.

These haters foam and froth at the mouth because the world has moved on without them. They fail to realize that Christmas and the holidays and joy are around the corner. They fail to realize that gay Americans are Americans, too. Gay Americans celebrate their holidays, pay the same taxes, and adopt babies that might have been destined for abortion. They fail to realize that LOVE, ACTUALLY, is all around.

So extremists, just stop. Spend time this holiday season with the people that have to have you as family. Enough. Enough now.