Friday Whine and Cheese: News so funny even we can’t make it up

Sometimes in the world of politics it’s hard to try to be funny. When there’s so much serious crap going on, our economy is in the tank, our President is a failure, the media is campaigning for Tim Kaine.

But sometimes, funny also drops right into your lap. Like this week. We swear none of this is made up.

A teleprompter obscures President Obama as he speaks during a campaign event at Capital University in Bexley, Ohio. [REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque]
Apparently the TOTUS (Teleprompter of the United States) was also acting up later in Ohio as the President tried to be one of the guys. He got into the spirit and helped them spell “O-I-H-O.”

And no, in spite of how the Washington Post tried to spin it, the image is not photoshopped.

You know, maybe we’re beginning to understand why they don’t want us to see college transcripts. Speaking in Florida yesterday, Michelle Obama said:

So that one new voter that you register in your precinct — think about it — that one neighbor that you get to the polls on November the 2 I want you to understand, that could be the one that makes the difference. That one conversation, that one new volunteer you recruit, that could be the one that puts this over the top.

We sort of chalk that one up to “Oh crap, Ryan doesn’t scare the seniors, let’s confuse them.”

As Republicans gather in Tampa to officially nominate Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan, they face the threat of a hot air storm. No, not Hurricane Isaac. Hurricane Joe Biden is being sent to Tampa to crash the convention.

What. Could. Possibly. Go. Wrong?

I suppose calling Republicans slave owners wasn’t enough for Uncle Joe Biden, in Minneapolis on Tuesday, Joe Biden called Republicans “squealing pigs.”

Biden of course is trying to distract from statements like he made in Detroit this week when he said ”I can tell you, and I’ve known eight presidents, three of them intimately.”

Just. Eeewwww…

H/T Net Right Daily

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