Twenty-four hours ago, the Tea Party claimed responsibility for Dave Brat’s amazing victory over House Majority Leader Eric Cantor.
Are you ready? Here it comes!
ClapClapClapClapClapClap.
I applaud you.
You’ve managed to succeed in the Herculean and super-consequential task of replacing a Republican with a Republican.
Yay.
So what’s the next accomplishment for you, Teas? Well, judging by the chatter I’ve heard today, the next goal is…..
to replace more Republicans with Republicans.
This time, in the Virginia State Senate. Heard them all. Wagner, Hanger, Stosch, Watkins.
Is that all the Tea Party is? Republican Primary stalkers?
There’s a little thing in between then and now called the November elections. You’ve heard of them, right? The things where we try to defeat Democrats?
I hope the Tea Party can take a little time off from their Republican Replacement fun and do a little something this fall to replace a Democrat or two.
Replace them with a Republican, that is. Not these loser Libertarians that are filing all over the state to do nothing but help Democrats.
Here’s a funny point. Libertarian James Carr is running to defeat Dave Brat. What will the Tea Party do?????
I hope instead of salivating over state senators the Tea Party can help us oust Mark Warner from the US Senate.
They can start by telling “Libertarian” Robert Sarvis to take a hike and endorse Ed Gillespie.