File this under ‘can’t make this stuff up folks.’
Friend,
Tim’s been in and out of my office all day asking how close we are to our end-of-quarter fundraising goal.
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But Tim’s driving me nuts. I need to tell him we’ve hit our goal soon, because he’ll be in my office every hour until we reach it.
Perhaps every candidate struggling in fundraising should try this strategy.
Gerry Connolly will not leave me alone, so PLEASE write him a check?
Bobby Scott is driving me up the wall here at the office, will you donate so he’ll calm down?
It’s working Democrats, run with it!