Ham Sandwich: “If Ebert wants another term, he’s going to have to beat the meat!”
By | Monday, August 29th, 2011 | Catch-All

Our Jeffersoniad blog ally to the north at Virginia Virtucon is reporting on the most delicious, delectable, shaved razor thin smoked Virginia ham buried in Swiss cheese and a touch of mayo in a Kaiser roll campaign in the Commonwealth right now…

Exciting news in PWC! Hamilton “Ham” Sandwich, Esq., who received over 700 write-in votes during the 2007 election, has apparently stepped back into the ring for another go-round with PWC Commonwealth’s Attorney Paul Ebert.

This is but the tip of the iceberg. Unfortunately, anyone who has stepped forward in the past to challenge Ebert saw their legal careers in the county ruined by him, his cronies and his good ol’ boy friends on the judicial bench after they lost to him. It is no wonder that it took an inanimate deli product that went on to win over 700 write-in votes to bring attention to this.

So, welcome back Ham Sandwich! As he has said, “If Ebert wants another term, he’s going to have to beat the meat!”

It’s lunchtime in Prince William County!


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Shaun Kenney

Shaun Kenney is the Chairman of the Fluvanna County Board of Supervisors, former Communications Director for the Republican Party of Virginia, and an active blogger since 2002. Shaun lives in Thomas Jefferson's backyard with his wife, six children, and a modest attempt at a farm in Kents Store, Virginia.

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One Response to "Ham Sandwich: “If Ebert wants another term, he’s going to have to beat the meat!”"
  1. Isophorone August 29, 2011 14:20 pm

    Ham Sandwich — endorsed by a nice Jewish girl from Baltimore (who grew up in Northern Virginia)!

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