Bearing Drift Photo Caption Contest!
By Alan Moore | Thursday, November 18th, 2010 | Catch-All
I’m sure most of you have seen this priceless image today. I’m interested to hear any snarky comments you might have. The winner gets a free massage at your local airport.
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“Do you suppose that from now on little boys will try to talk little girls into playing TSA?”
“HOW DID YOU GET THE BEANS ABOVE THE FRANKS?!”
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“New stimulus program debuts in U.S. Airports”
Now turn to the left and cough.
As it flying wasn’t miserable enough since 9/11.
You know these K-Mart rent-a-cops have never, in the history of the agency, stopped a hijacking.
I understand, if not agree, with why some people would be willing to trade Liberty for Security. But we aren’t getting Security either.
To qoute the Georgia Satellites, “Don’t hand me no lines, and keep your hands to yourself.”
A member of the TEA Party inserts some balls into a gutless RINO unwilling to cut government spending. Fixing our Federal government, one nut at a time.
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“click, bang, sproing!”
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Can’t wait for “bring your daughter to work day.”
Don’t ask, don’t tell, we’ll just find out.
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A new phobia.
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Yes, “size matters”.
Coming soon to a theater near you: “Debbie Does Dulles”
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Sorry Brian but I couldn’t help myself…
“Bet ya feel safe now”
LOL @ Bill Bailey!
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Ex Senator Larry Craig gets a HANDLE on his new job.
If ya wanna get on,
Ya gotta get off
One in the hand is worth two in the bush??
You FART one more time and I will pop them like pimples!
Check, Check, Check. Now for the other side.
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We’ve handled more balls than Barney Frank.
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