Wonderful Wagner (Jody)Catch-All

This will run for a couple seconds before the music starts.

Lyrics by Brian Kirwin

Don’t know much about math, you see
Don’t know our economy
Don’t know why my budget was so wrong
“Four billion off” is my campaign song

But I do know that I’ll fool you
Into giving us more revenue
What a wonderful world this would be

Don’t know much budget reality
Don’t know much fiscal sanity
Don’t know much about algebra
Don’t know what the LG is for

But I know that one and one is three
I’ll raise taxes even more than Creigh
What a wonderful world this would be

Now I might claim to be an “A” student
Or a B or a C
But even by being an “D” student baby
I can steal your vote for me

Don’t know much about math, you see
Don’t know our economy
Don’t know why my budget was so wrong
“Four billion off” is my campaign song

But if I lose a second time
I’ll have lots of spare campaigning time
What a wonderful world this would be

La ta ta ta ta ta ta
(Math, you see)
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
(Economy)
La ta ta ta ta ta ta
(I’m so wrong)
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
(campaign song)

But I really wanna be LG
Tell me where the mansion’s gonna be
What a wonderful world this would be

  • http://crystalclearconservative.com Crystal Clear Conservative

    Hahaha! Jody’s new campaign slogan: Four billion off…and a trip to LaLa Land. Great job with the song!

  • http://www.amit-singh.com Amit

    not sure what is funnier, the lyrics or the singer 8^D

    glad you didn’t do a video podcast on this one!

  • http://anonymousisawoman.blogspot.com Anonymous Is A Woman

    Um, guys, with all due respect, please don’t quit your day jobs :)

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