Wonderful Wagner (Jody)
By JR Hoeft | Friday, July 17th, 2009 | Catch-AllThis will run for a couple seconds before the music starts.
Lyrics by Brian Kirwin
Don’t know much about math, you see
Don’t know our economy
Don’t know why my budget was so wrong
“Four billion off” is my campaign song
But I do know that I’ll fool you
Into giving us more revenue
What a wonderful world this would be
Don’t know much budget reality
Don’t know much fiscal sanity
Don’t know much about algebra
Don’t know what the LG is for
But I know that one and one is three
I’ll raise taxes even more than Creigh
What a wonderful world this would be
Now I might claim to be an “A” student
Or a B or a C
But even by being an “D” student baby
I can steal your vote for me
Don’t know much about math, you see
Don’t know our economy
Don’t know why my budget was so wrong
“Four billion off” is my campaign song
But if I lose a second time
I’ll have lots of spare campaigning time
What a wonderful world this would be
La ta ta ta ta ta ta
(Math, you see)
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
(Economy)
La ta ta ta ta ta ta
(I’m so wrong)
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
(campaign song)
But I really wanna be LG
Tell me where the mansion’s gonna be
What a wonderful world this would be
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Conservative to the core; liberal with his opinion! J.R. has been involved in politics for over a decade and has worked on several campaigns in Hampton Roads. He has served on the Executive Committee of the Republican Party of Chesapeake and the Central Committee of the Republican Party of Virginia. He is also the director of “Blogs United” in Virginia. E-mail J.R.. Follow J.R. on Twitter.
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4 Responses to "Wonderful Wagner (Jody)"
Hahaha! Jody’s new campaign slogan: Four billion off…and a trip to LaLa Land. Great job with the song!
not sure what is funnier, the lyrics or the singer 8^D
glad you didn’t do a video podcast on this one!
Um, guys, with all due respect, please don’t quit your day jobs
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