FlashBack: Edwards, Father of the Year

       
By Brian The Squeaky Wheel
Published August 20th, 2008  

Feeling blue? Need a good laugh? Well check this out. It is real!
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Hardly seems fair… He gets to be submitted by two different Americas Families!

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One Response to “FlashBack: Edwards, Father of the Year”

  1. Snoop Diggity-DANG-DawgNo Gravatar on August 21st, 2008 at 9:09 am

    We often hear people comment on how wonderfully varied, complex and diverse the English language is, effortlessly welcoming foreign words and phrases ‘into the fold’. The depth of our language is sometimes described as a ‘bottomless reservoir’ of nuance.

    I agreed with that sentiment, but no longer, thanks to John Edwards. I’ve been struggling the last two weeks for words to describe exactly how much of a douchebag he really is. And sadly, for the first time I find my native tongue wanting. The adjectives simply aren’t ‘there’ to accurately describe how much of a manipulative, calculating, reprehensible, scumbag, liar, phony, narcissistic, empty-suit, jackass he really is.

    See that? My best effort to ‘capture’ the fundamental essence of John Edwards rings completely hollow. It’s like calling the Grand Canyon a ‘really big ditch’. I would otherwise be embarrassed by my linguistic impotence, but I really don’t think it’s my fault. He has simply transcended the boundaries of traditional douche-baggery, shattering the power of words to define him. It is, in wierd sort of way, a mark of greatness. A legacy, if you will.

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