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JR Hoeft

Conservative to the core; liberal with his opinion! J.R. has been involved in politics for over a decade and has worked on several campaigns in Hampton Roads. He has served on the Executive Committee of the Republican Party of Chesapeake and the Central Committee of the Republican Party of Virginia. He is also the director of “Blogs United” in Virginia. E-mail J.R.. Follow J.R. on Twitter.

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8 Responses to "Animal House: John Kerry style"

1. 

   Shaun Kenney July 29, 2008 11:53 am

   Is this his congressional staff or something?

2. 

   Brian Kirwin July 29, 2008 11:57 am

   Well, as far as Massachusetts Senators go, he’s the best designated driver.

3. 

   Squeaky Wheel July 29, 2008 12:23 pm

   “Germans?”

   “Shhhh. He’s on a roll”

   One of the best movies EVER

4. 

   Squeaky Wheel July 29, 2008 12:26 pm

   The straws are funny. Nothing like having Penis straws at an event with a Senator.

   Just think of this when you are forced to watch the ‘W’ trailer every two seconds on TV

5. 

   Ragnar July 29, 2008 13:31 pm

   Sweet! Just one more reason Democrats are better than Republicans!

6. 

   Jason July 29, 2008 13:43 pm

   Yes, a Senator’s presence at this would fill me and my party with pride:

   http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/john_kerry_party#23376

7. 

   beachmom July 29, 2008 15:28 pm

   I know you guys are having a fun time, especially on the day yet another Republican has been indicted, but alas, there is not too much to the story after all:

   http://www.politico.com/blogs/anneschroeder/0708/Is_this_John_Kerry_or_John_Sweeney.html

   “Ok, word on the street is “no.” We hear this isn’t a house-party picture but rather, John Kerry was out in Nantucket over the weekend and these pics were taken outside the Straight Wharf restaurant, when the group having plenty of fun asked for a pic and Kerry obliged. Which makes a lot more sense than Kerry going to a house party – say what you want, the guy isn’t an idiot.

   More, Kerry’s office tells us: “The caption on this TMZ gossip website is completely erroneous and insulting and it should be immediately corrected.

   As Sen. Kerry and two friends left dinner at the Straight Wharf restaurant on Nantucket and walked down the dock, a large group on a boat recognized Senator Kerry and asked if they could have a photo taken. The group came off the boat and onto the dock, took a photo with Sen. Kerry and his friends, and then Sen. Kerry and his two friends immediately walked away. End of story.”

   – Kerry spokesperson David Wade ”

   For the record, I think Animal House is a great movie, too.

8. 

   J.R. July 29, 2008 17:34 pm

   Thanks, BeachMom. Correcting the record is cool.

   However, this is still very funny, even if it’s fantasy.

   Imagining Herman Munster at a house-party getting his groove on with a bunch of wide-eyed co-eds certainly meets Jim Webb’s “horny woman’s dream” statement, eh?